Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

IT’S THE PATHETiC SHARKS!

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MICKEY’S MONKEY SPUNK MOPED

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CRAPPERAZZI CORNER

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TAILS • The UK’s Premiere Adults Only Tapdance Club

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BONKERS BRITAIN! • Bonking is back with a BANG!

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WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE SEX WORD?

GILBERT RATCHET

MATCH POSTPONED • Top clubs seek changes to Premier League rules

GIVE SOMEONE THE GIFT OF FOOTBALL AFTER YOUR DEATH WITH THE VIZ Football Season Ticket DONOR CARD

SiD the SEXiST

Donald Trump’s FAKE NEWS

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Jgnatius Manatee’s Dixieland Jazz band in "POACHING PATROL"

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! • North Korea to swap nukes for new sitcom season

AMAZING ILLUSORY “SMART” GLASSES

PORN FREE!

PORN AGAIN • We’re giving away a nostalgic strum like in the good old days in our Olde Time Pornography Competition

IT’S A KNOCK-ONE-OUT BOARD GAME • Enjoy all the fun of a strum with our fantastic FREE

HEDGING HIS BETS • Clifton man recounts shrubbery grumble finds

X MARKS THE GROT

BARRY’S GREATEST HITS

The Pornographic Moral Maze

BIG JOHN HOLMES • What’s in a Name?

BACON CLEGG & BEANS

JACK BLACK and the MONEY BEE MYSTERY

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NOBBY’S PILES

LATE BLOOMER • “I won the Lottery – and now I’ve got a chocolate cock!” says Albert, 98

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

FARMER PALMER

MEDDLESOME RATBAG

Tip Top Tony

TONY PARSEHOLE • Why I Wept for Our Two Princes

Public Information Phil

THE BROON WINDSORS

Johnny Fartpants